reblog if you recognize the lyrics to this inspirational song:
dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun, de-dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundunDOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOO
WEEEOOOOO-OOOOOOOOODOOO-DOO-DOOO-DOO
DOOOOOOOO-DE-DOOOOOOOO
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
I smell like stale cigarettes and a worthless existence
According to my friend this sounds exactly like me…
(Source: crisisthevaleyard)
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
The Lord of the Rings → different places in Middle Earth
I want to live in Middle Earth
Via Winter Dreams
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh)
