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01

Sep

daily-harry-potter:

Just thought I’d share the pendant I had made! It was meant to be for a gift… I’ve ordered another!http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

daily-harry-potter:

Just thought I’d share the pendant I had made! It was meant to be for a gift… I’ve ordered another!
http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

31

Aug

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via thegayyestone)

(Source: lule-bell)

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

southerngamerguy:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

I love whoever did this.

(Source: dostatek)

writing tip #926:

gr8writingtips:

maybe you were only meant to write the fortunes for fortune cookies

(Source: orangeitnblack)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

(Source: dumpyourweedbrah)

cheskamouse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Damn Vulcan mafia…

Mr.Spock did not choose to be a part of the Thug life,
The Thug life, after much debate, logically chose Mr.Spock.

cheskamouse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Damn Vulcan mafia…

Mr.Spock did not choose to be a part of the Thug life,

The Thug life, after much debate, logically chose Mr.Spock.

(Source: lauraklupin)

comeheregoaway:

imthejesusofsuburbia:

we finish each other’s s

pace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.